alien_elephant ([info]alien_elephant) wrote,
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I swear there is a conspiracy. My life is slowly being taken over, and the shreds of sanity clinging to the inside of my skull are in danger of loosing their grip. My apartment is being overrun with phone books. I've gotten one every week for the past month. I get calls in the middle of my sleeplessness asking if I've received them. I always reply in the affirmative, but the next day there is another little qwest dex sitting in my doorstep. If anyone wants a greeley phone book, they should let me know. I have the hook up. I'm drowning in them.
In further news, I've been ill the past couple of days. Not "Oh my god! I'm going to die" ill, but more like "Oh god, kill me now ill". I can't even call into work because we have this thing called "attendance points", and I have too many of them.(Like anyone noticed my 30 tardies when it actually might have mattered.) Now I can't complain too much, because I know some of you out there are really suffering with much more serious aliments, but its my journal, and I can be a whiny bitch if I want to. Seeing as I haven't posted for almost two weeks, there is actually quite a bit I could talk about, but the truth is no one cares and neither do I.

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Anonymous

September 12 2005, 16:04:27 UTC 6 years ago

Someone cares.

[info]kutay

September 13 2005, 18:53:05 UTC 6 years ago

You should get a good brain washing to clean out all those dirty shreds. Maybe you can find some sanity, full-cloth, at the mall. Or a patched up one at the Salvation Army?

[info]cstuck

September 14 2005, 00:07:14 UTC 6 years ago

Yorick! Ampersand!

That is all.

[info]longredcoat

September 14 2005, 19:03:02 UTC 6 years ago

Whiny bitch. lol Hope you feel better.

[info]alien_elephant

September 15 2005, 05:28:25 UTC 6 years ago

I do. A bit. I'm still coughing up little gross snot worms, but other then that I'm just peachy.

[info]longredcoat

September 15 2005, 17:57:53 UTC 6 years ago

You always know just what to say to make me turn green. Glad you're feeling better though. Snot worms suck. Or do they blow?

[info]alien_elephant

September 18 2005, 05:03:31 UTC 6 years ago

They don't do either. They just crawl into your lungs and go to sleep. Then when your coughing wakes them up, they turn suicidal and jump outta your mouth.

[info]longredcoat

September 19 2005, 18:16:05 UTC 6 years ago

Ewwww. There you go again.
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